Richard is a Giant Phallus who worked as an editor for Cow Chop.


He was thrown through the door of the editors office repeatedly in the Cow Chop house in an Amazon Prime Time video.

He is then thrown through the door again in a Behind the Cow Chop video, From which point Aron takes him and dresses him up, naming him Richard.

In the video "Butchering a Dildo" Richard is brutally murdered by Aleks, Brett and Trevor.


  • Richard wears glasses, but is still blind due to the fact that he has no eyes.
  • Richard is bald, which is why he wears a hat.
  • Due to his hideous appearance, Richard must be censored while not wearing his hat.
  • Aron says that Richard is Cow Chops newest editor.