Richard is a Giant Phallus who was thrown through the door of the editors office repeatedly in the Cow Chop house in an Amazon Prime Time video.
- Richard wears glasses, but is still blind due to the fact that he has no eyes.
- Richard is bald, which is why he wears a hat.
- Due to his hideous appearance, Richard must be censored while not wearing his hat.
- Aron says that Richard is Cow Chops newest editor.