Richard is a Giant Phallus who worked as an editor for Cow Chop.
He was thrown through the door of the editors office repeatedly in the Cow Chop house in an Amazon Prime Time video.
- Richard wears glasses, but is still blind due to the fact that he has no eyes.
- Richard is bald, which is why he wears a hat.
- Due to his hideous appearance, Richard must be censored while not wearing his hat.
- Aron says that Richard is Cow Chops newest editor.