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"I created the bonfires! Nobody else!" - James

Dark Souls 3 is a series in which James and Aleks play Dark Souls 3. While playing the game, James and Aleks will dress in RP appropriate costumes.

Episodes

# Episode Uploaded
1 CHARACTER CREATION May 18, 2016
2 BIRDS AND BONES May 21, 2016
3 DUAL WIELDING SHIELDS May 23, 2016
4 GANKING TIME May 27, 2016
5 VALENTINES DAY CARDS May 30, 2016
6 SUMMONING MAD PHANTOM Jun 1, 2016
7 MORE LORE Jun 3, 2016
8 GREATWOOD TRIALS Jun 6, 2016
9 ONION KNIGHT Jun 8, 2016
10 GRANITE MILDRED Jun 10, 2016
11 GENOCIDE RUN Jun 13, 2016
12 EASIEST BOSS FIGHT Jun 14, 2016
13 MILLHOUSE Jun 17, 2016
14 PINEAPPLES Jun 20, 2016
15 MAGGOTS Jun 24, 2019
16 STORM RULER Jun 27, 2016
17 ONION MAIDEN Jun 29, 2016
18 THE RED ONE Jul 1, 2016
19 WARRIOR OF SUNLIGHT Jul 4, 2016
20 KMART POPE Jul 8, 2016
21 CROSSFIT Jul 13, 2016
22 ABYSS WATCHERS Jul 18, 2016
23 BOSS BUDDY Jul 25, 2016
24 ABYSS WATCHERS: FINAL ROUND Aug 1, 2016
25 HIGH LORD WOLNIR Aug 5, 2016
26 ONE MORE SOLID HIT Aug 8, 2016
27 DISNEY WORLD FROM HELL Aug 15, 2016
28 THE POOP THROWERS Aug 19, 2016
29 YHORM THE GIANT Aug 22, 2016
30 PONTIFF SULYVAHN Aug 31, 2016
31 BLIND RUN Sep 9, 2016
32 ALDRICH, DEVOURER OF GODS Sep 12, 2016
33 NOT SO TINY DANCER Sep 19, 2016
34 STRATEGY GUIDE BONFIRE Sep 28, 2016
35 CORRUPTED DRAGONS Oct 3, 2016
36 THE PERSISTENT SLAYER Oct 12, 2016
37 APPRENTICE WIZARD RETURNS Oct 26, 2016
38 HOMEMADE BONFIRES Nov 3, 2016
39 THE FINAL FIGHT Nov 9, 2016

Trivia

  • James created 4 estus flasks, one Mountain Dew and the other Vodka mixed with other unknown liquids. The other two are unknown.
  • Dark Souls 3 is the second official series on the channel.
  • This series is the longest lasting gameplay series on the channel.
  • James had started playing Dark Souls 3 on his own channel but stopped when playing it on Cow Chop.

Quotes

  • "I created the bonfires! Nobody else! - Black Wizard
  • "This one's pretty good" - Aleks "Yea, it's Mountain Dew" - James "Yea, it tastes like it" - Aleks
  • "What the fuck was that James? Or Black Wizard. I'm not really sure what character your playing as right now" - Aleks
  • "Stop being treasure hunter! We don't need this shit!" - James
  • "Ohhhhh! He's wavin'! He's like see ya you fukin' nerd! Get back to your own world!" - James
  • "The Highest of Orders are always the deepest ones that run within the blood of the enemies." - Black Wizard
  • "Don't throw any shit at her, man. She seems like a tough, tough bitch. Sorry to any bitches out there." - Aleks
  • "It's as if fate decided to shit in your mouth and call it a day" James, to Aleks
  • "What about a stratosphere, what's that?" - James "That's like the outer layer of Earth's uh....oxygen system" - Aleks
  • "Aaaah! Dude, that was right in my fucking cornea! Holy shit James, you almost made me blind from a fucking pineapple!" - Aleks
  • "It is so awful to be sitting on the same couch as you. Smelling you. Smelling the smell of dried milk and potatoes" - Aleks, to Black Wizard
  • "He (High Lord Wolnir) almost pulled me into the afterrealm. I can't make use of this dark power, Apprentice Wizard" - Aleks
  • "Oooooooh this is a new approach called: get fucked!" - Brett
  • "This invisible wench is going to stab you in the back, through the heart, up your esophagus, and out your mouth" - Black Wizard, to Aleks
  • "But he's leaving, no...you didn't find out how big his dick was." - James

Translations

At the bottom of the description in each Cow Chop video there are two phrases, both in a different language that are sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.

NOTE: Some of these are meant to not make any sense.

CHARACTER CREATION | Episode 1

BIRDS AND BONES | Episode 2

DUAL WIELDING SHIELDS | Episode 3

GANKING TIME | Episode 4

VALENTINES DAY CARDS | Episode 5

SUMMONING MAD PHANTOM | Episode 6

MORE LORE | Episode 7

GREATWOOD TRIALS | Episode 8

ONION KNIGHT | Episode 9

GRANITE MILDRED | Episode 10

GENOCIDE RUN | Episode 11

EASIEST BOSS FIGHT | Episode 12

MILLHOUSE | Episode 13

PINEAPPLES | Episode 14

MAGGOTS | Episode 15

STORM RULER | Episode 16

ONION MAIDEN | Episode 17

THE RED ONE | Episode 18

WARRIOR OF SUNLIGHT | Episode 19

KMART POPE | Episode 20

CROSSFIT | Episode 21

ABYSS WATCHERS | Episode 22

BOSS BUDDY | Episode 23

ABYSS WATCHERS: FINAL ROUND | Episode 24

HIGH LORD WOLNIR | Episode 25

ONE MORE SOLID HIT | Episode 26

DISNEY WORLD FROM HELL | Episode 27

THE POOP THROWERS | Episode 28

YHORM THE GIANT | Episode 29

PONTIFF SULYVAHN | Episode 20

BLIND RUN | Episode 31

ALDRICH, DEVOURER OF GODS | Episode 32

NOT SO TINY DANCER | Episode 33

STRATEGY GUIDE BONFIRE | Episode 34

CORRUPTED DRAGONS | Episode 35

THE PERSISTENT SLAYER | Episode 36

APPRENTICE WIZARD RETURNS | Episode 37

HOMEMADE BONFIRES | Episode 38

THE FINAL FIGHT | Episode 39

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