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"I created the bonfires! Nobody else!" - James

Dark Souls 3 is a series in which James and Aleks play Dark Souls 3. While playing the game, James and Aleks will dress in RP appropriate costumes.

Episodes Edit

# Episode Uploaded
1 CHARACTER CREATION May 18, 2016
2 BIRDS AND BONES May 21, 2016
3 DUAL WIELDING SHIELDS May 23, 2016
4 GANKING TIME May 27, 2016
5 VALENTINES DAY CARDS May 30, 2016
6 SUMMONING MAD PHANTOM June 1, 2016
7 MORE LORE June 3, 2016
8 GREATWOOD TRIALS June 6, 2016
9 ONION KNIGHT June 8, 2016
10 GRANITE MILDRED June 10, 2016
11 GENOCIDE RUN June 13, 2016
12 EASIEST BOSS FIGHT June 14, 2016
13 MILLHOUSE June 17, 2016
14 PINEAPPLES June 20, 2016
15 MAGGOTS June 24, 2019
16 STORM RULER June 27, 2016
17 ONION MAIDEN June 29, 2016
18 THE RED ONE July 1, 2016
19 WARRIOR OF SUNLIGHT July 4, 2016
20 KMART POPE July 8, 2016
21 CROSSFIT July 13, 2016
22 ABYSS WATCHERS July 18, 2016
23 BOSS BUDDY July 25, 2016
24 ABYSS WATCHERS: FINAL ROUND August 1, 2016
25 HIGH LORD WOLNIR August 5, 2016
26 ONE MORE SOLID HIT August 8, 2016
27 DISNEY WORLD FROM HELL August 15, 2016
28 THE POOP THROWERS August 19, 2016
29 YHORM THE GIANT August 22, 2016
30 PONTIFF SULYVAHN August 31, 2016
31 BLIND RUN September 9, 2016
32 ALDRICH, DEVOURER OF GODS September 12, 2016
33 NOT SO TINY DANCER September 19, 2016
34 STRATEGY GUIDE BONFIRE September 28, 2016
35 CORRUPTED DRAGONS October 3, 2016
36 THE PERSISTENT SLAYER October 12, 2016
37 APPRENTICE WIZARD RETURNS October 26, 2016
38 HOMEMADE BONFIRES November 3, 2016
39 THE FINAL FIGHT November 9, 2016

Trivia Edit

  • James created 4 estus flasks, one Mountain Dew and the other Vodka mixed with other unknown liquids. The other two are unknown.

Quotes Edit

  • "I created the bonfires! Nobody else! - Black Wizard
  • "This one's pretty good" - Aleks "Yea, it's Mountain Dew" - James "Yea, it tastes like it" - Aleks
  • "What the fuck was that James? Or Black Wizard. I'm not really sure what character your playing as right now" - Aleks
  • "Stop being treasure hunter! We don't need this shit!" - James
  • "Ohhhhh! He's wavin'! He's like see ya you fukin' nerd! Get back to your own world!" - James
  • "The Highest of Orders are always the deepest ones that run within the blood of the enemies." - Black Wizard
  • "Don't throw any shit at her, man. She seems like a tough, tough bitch. Sorry to any bitches out there." - Aleks
  • "It's as if fate decided to shit in your mouth and call it a day" James, to Aleks
  • "What about a stratosphere, what's that?" - James "That's like the outer layer of Earth's uh....oxygen system" - Aleks
  • "Aaaah! Dude, that was right in my fucking cornea! Holy shit James, you almost me blind from a fucking pineapple!" - Aleks
  • "It is so awful to be sitting on the same couch as you. Smelling you. Smelling the smell of dried milk and potatoes" - Aleks, to Black Wizard
  • "He (High Lord Wolnir) almost pulled me into the afterrealm. I can't make use of this dark power, Apprentice Wizard" - Aleks
  • "Oooooooh this is a new approach called: get fucked!" - Brett
  • "This invisible wench is going to stab you in the back, through the heart, up your esophagus, and out your mouth" - Black Wizard, to Aleks
  • "But he's leaving, no...you didn't find out how big his dick was." - James

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