*If you plan to add a quote of Brett's, you have to middle click the tab above, which in turn will redirect you to the Quote article. Then clicking the big red edit button will do the trick and allow you to any amount of quotes to your leisure
- "I've been here for 10 minutes and got shot in my balls"
- "Heeere's Brett!!"
- "It's time to learn about death baby Tommy"
- There's nowhere that doesn't smell like sh*t, even outside. I'm leaving. I'm going back to California, where the sh*t stays in the toilet...like what is on the door handle? Like lube? Everything about this house is f*cked. We need a new house, we need a new life..."
- "You didn't see sh*t, you didn't see sh*t. We got two dogs at this house and a couple of tough guys guarding the perimeter, don't even post that sh*t."
- "It's like someone took a Q and bent it's dick directly in the middle, like the bomb did last time"
- "You (Dex) said that spiders were your fear but you bit the head off a fucking tarantula"